What's the most ugly you can buy today?

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo) 07/18/2016 at 08:44 • Filed to: None

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Everyone talks about getting the most bang for their buck but seeing a Lincoln MKT with livery plates blocking a one way to pick up their Uber passengers last night made me wonder how much you can pay for visual pain.

The rear of the MKT is so hearse-like and the overall package is unappealing to me.

Starting at $43k, you can have dis ass:

Of course, I expect Lexus to be nominated but what ugly can you buy for what price?

Edit: Looking for high priced ugly, here. If you know MSRP, include it. Also, this is obviously very much subjective.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:47

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A hearse -like appearance can be a good thing:

Nibby > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:48

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BMW X4 and X6

Every time I see one I think of this

cazzyodo > Nibby 07/18/2016 at 08:50

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The reminder for me to ask this was actually an X6 on my drive to work today. Between the two, I’m furious.

Nibby > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:52

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soon we will be this woman

cazzyodo > Nibby 07/18/2016 at 08:52

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No amount of therapy will get me over those tails.

Wobbles the Mind > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:53

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Only about $30k more than a Lamborghini Huracan!

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:53

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Scion iA. I used to not hate them that much, but as I started seeing more of them in person, I grew to absolutely loathe the giant grille. I can't even put into words how ugly that front end is.

facw > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:54

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 07/18/2016 at 08:57

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Soon We Will Be This Woman sounds like a great title for a science fiction work. *steals*

marshknute > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:58

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For me, it’s the new Civic Coupe. I’m generally ok with overstyled “futuristic” styling, but somehow Hondas designers managed to get every single proportion wrong, from every single angle.

Stapleface > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:59

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The MKT is my favorite Lincoln. I love the tails.

To answer your question, I think this is pretty easy. The Chiron. Better than the Veyron, but not by much.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 08:59

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I don’t know if it’s on sale yet, but the Silverado HD with the chrome hood scoop is even uglier.

Nerd-Vol > facw 07/18/2016 at 09:00

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This is the winner. Bulbous in every wrong way.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:00

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The Mitsuoka Orochi quit production in 2014, so it’s not *new* ugly. There’s one on GooNet for ~$83k, so that means it has to be twice as ugly as the MKT to be the same ugly per dollar. I think it’s got that nailed.

Nibby > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:01

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The psychologist tried

jariten1781 > facw 07/18/2016 at 09:01

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Yeah, this thing. It's like from some dollar store Chinese knock off hot wheels 'DUBs' line.

cazzyodo > marshknute 07/18/2016 at 09:11

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This is up there but the new Prius is the king.

I’m looking for the high price points with this question, though.

bingham123 > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:14

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this

Under_Score > marshknute 07/18/2016 at 09:18

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I decided to sit in the backseat of one at the dealership. Because of how the rear windshield is shaped, you can look up at the sky while sitting in the backseat. But no power driver’s seat on a loaded Touring is pretty upsetting.

Scott > facw 07/18/2016 at 09:20

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Yes absolutely. I have to imagine that the designers all lived in different parts of the world, and had never heard of this thing called the internet. After the major parts where designed they handed it over to Jimmy, the ADHD intern to make it all work, but after a few hours of anything but work he got bored and left to go on a drink run for that women in accounting.

I see them on the road, not just at the dealerships and in magazines, so unlike the Aztec I guess it must be nice once your in it. Maybe the engineers where to busy making a great SUV to drive, and never bothered to realize that it was not a heavily camouflaged car... it really looked that way.

Scott > marshknute 07/18/2016 at 09:24

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You need to get your eyes checked... that’s the best looking Civic ever... well until some boy racer sticks a ridiculous wing on it and paints the hood flat black with a few cat hairs sticking out of it.

ChooChooMotherFudger > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:26

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I am going to get a ton of hate for this, but maybe it doesn’t count becuase I don’t think we will ever be able to buy it.

The Ford GT is Ugly as hell.

I saw recently it was going for 400K so thats pretty pricey for ugly.

facw > Scott 07/18/2016 at 09:32

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Underneath all that ugly, it’s a Nissan Patrol (not a looker itself), so it should be a good SUV, though presumably not a great suburban kid hauler, which like so many other SUVs/CUVs, is it’s main purpose here.

bhtooefr > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:37

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I’m disappointed that the Youabian Puma isn’t on here. $1.1M MSRP, actual sales prices are apparently in the $750-900k ballpark.

cazzyodo > bhtooefr 07/18/2016 at 09:56

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Low hanging fruit.

crowmolly > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 09:56

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Not even. It’s fruit that’s already on the ground decomposing.

cazzyodo > crowmolly 07/18/2016 at 09:59

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Hit more than a few branches on the way down.

marshknute > Scott 07/18/2016 at 10:14

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Personally, I think the outgoing SI coupe is the best looking US Civic. American spec Civics are usually dull. I hate the new one, especially the ungainly sedan that looks like it should be a hatch.

I think the best looking Civic is the old Euro-spec hatchback.

LongbowMkII > facw 07/18/2016 at 10:30

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The nismo patrol looks awesome.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 10:32

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That is an airport shuttle, doesn’t count.

facw > LongbowMkII 07/18/2016 at 10:36

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Not really my style, but you can imagine offroaders picking up heavily deprecated QX56/QX80s and having some fun (preferably after plastidipping all that awful chrome)

Alex B > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/18/2016 at 11:47

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Yes this is the correct answer.

79 horsepower monster > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/18/2016 at 12:50

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The front end is really the only thing I hate about this car. It looks like they designed a good front end, and then had an elephant sit on it. Rather than starting over, they just kept it.

C62030 > marshknute 07/18/2016 at 13:10

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It looks too much like a smooshed Accord Coupe from three years ago instead of a small, supposedly amusing car.

FastForward > Nibby 07/18/2016 at 13:18

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I was impressed to see the X6 is on a bunch of the ‘Top nn Ugliest Cars’ lists I found. Then I got sick from looking at it.

The Compromiser > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 18:54

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The Town Car version is the worstest. It’s ugly AND long.

cazzyodo > The Compromiser 07/18/2016 at 20:24

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That’s actually the one I saw and I gagged.

The Compromiser > cazzyodo 07/18/2016 at 20:52

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I remember being at the plant and telling an engineer that the MKT was the ugliest PT Cruiser I ever saw. He said “Oh, really? Come with me.” We went out to the yard and he showed me rows of Town Cars. I almost vomited.

cazzyodo > The Compromiser 07/19/2016 at 09:52

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That’s just cruel.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > cazzyodo 07/19/2016 at 18:03

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The, no joke, Mercedes-AMG GLE63 S Coupe 4Matic, which retails for, no joke, $110,250.

2017 Nissan GT-R, $111,585. Fight me!

The 2017 Acura NSX is surprisingly nasty. And it costs $156,940! Fight me again!

2016 Porsche Panamera Turbo S, base price $201,495.

And if you’re looking for some cheap ugly:

The 2017 Mitsubishi Mirage G4, $14,830

And if you can swing it, the 2017 failed-lip-injection Toyota 86, presumably for about $26,000

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > marshknute 07/19/2016 at 18:04

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The Civic Coupe is at least more attractive than the sedan.

cazzyodo > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 07/19/2016 at 21:51

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I was behind a Benz on the way home from work today. Brutal traffic and I changed lanes to a slower one just to stop looking at it. Oh my God it was bad.

xyzabc > cazzyodo 07/24/2016 at 14:04

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This...unless you’re “living” in a retirement community.